from Cairns, AUS
Three weeks ago I left you wondering, wandering, confused. “Is this some kind of season-ending cliffhanger?” you asked yourselves. “Are we to be left all summer to become distracted by all manner of fun things, only to forget all about what last happened in New Zealand; whether our intrepid voyagers made it back across the stormy Tasman Sea to land with false sense of safety on the golden shores of Australia, only to be eaten by an all-to-welcoming crocodile?” Let me hereby allay your worst fears: Season 1 of The Greatest Voyages of Our Time has yet to come to its stunning conclusion. The writers have yet to decide on a proper cliffhanger, perhaps waiting for the results of internal polling and focus groups.
From skydiving, spotty showers, and bubbling mud in Taupo, we head south towards Tongariro National Park, clouds darkening overhead, the towering volcanoes hidden by thick fog and rain. Passing through forest and plain, catching not even the smallest glimpse of majestic peaks, we arrive unceremoniously in National Park, a tiny little village on the western side of the park, so named in a vain attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the real thing. Dampened and chilled by a constant drizzle, we arrive at the local YHA to find that the five-day forecast calls for rain, rain, and more rain, with 100% probability of precipitation. Inconceivably unbuoyed by this news, we strike a deal with the proprietor and take a room in the cavernous and empty hostel.
The new dawn greets us with rain, grey skies, and no hope of seeing Tongariro or doing the crossing, and we don’t have time to wait more than a day or two, so we move on in the hope that we can make better use of those precious days somewhere else. Driving north, we head towards Waitomo, home to the famous and touristy Waitomo Caves. We sign up with the Legendary Blackwater Rafting Company, still unsure of what this entails, and find ourselves climbing down into the bowels of the earth, grasping a great big black inner tube in one hand, and keeping ourselves from slipping off the rocks with the other. We follow a small stream down through a crack in the limestone, wading along narrow caves and sometimes floating under low overhangs, all to the faint light of our headlamps. Soon, we dim the lights in order to better see the glowworms hanging from the roof in big patches, unable to tell in the dark whether the roof is a hundred feet up, or within arm’s length. We climb down underground rapids, hopping backwards off little waterfalls to splash bum-and-innertube-first in the pools below, black water streaming down our faces to contrast the bright smiles and toothy grins visible in the dark. And then, switching off our lights, we float slowly towards a faint distant glow, sometimes leaning back to stare upwards at the patches of glowing green that follow the stream; sometimes warding off the encroaching walls with blind fingers and vigorous paddling. And we emerge into bright daylight, floating down what is now a muddy yet calm creek, numb to the core despite our wetsuits and polypropylene long underwear, smiles threatening to crack frozen faces. Brilliant, late afternoon sun guides us to our campsite on the outskirts of Hamilton, capping off a very enjoyable day.
Hamilton is a fairly large city by New Zealand standards, considered by our guidebook to be an overgrown agricultural center. Since it’s Sunday morning, we visit the local (disappointing) market, and come away with more than enough vegetables to feed us for the rest of our New Zealand adventure. Unable to find much else to do, and unable to get ahold of my trail-acquaintance, Leigh, we head out once more, making for the Coromandel Peninsula, a sparsely-populated spit of land only a couple of hours east of Auckland, and therefore a favourite for weekend getaways from that city. We set up base near Coromandel Town, at a cozy and excellent hostel called Tui Lodge, and spend two days exploring the rugged native forest on the peninsula, and visiting the local gym-in-a-tin-shed. Since my feet are as pain-free as they’ve been in months, I make this the site of my first Southern Hemisphere run, jogging for only fifteen minutes but coming away refreshed and invigorated.




At Cathedral Cove on Coromandel Peninsula

Sunny morning in Thames on the Coromandel Peninsula
Passing through Auckland, we pause only to decide not to hop across to Waiheke Island, another favourite weekend destination of Aucklanders, since we probably wouldn’t experience anything new for our forty dollars each on the ferry. A night spent camping at a pleasant but deserted hostel in Owera is followed by a sunny day meandering up the east coast of Northland, arriving finally in Paihia, in the Bay of Islands. Enchanted by sunny forecasts and beautiful coastal landscapes, we board a fifty-foot yacht, along with eight other backpackers, for a day of sailing, snorkeling, and dolphins. Before lunch, we anchor off a tiny-but-hilly little island and enjoy a barefoot hike up and down its grassy slopes. A few minutes’ hunting on the beach is rewarded with a shell from which the formerly-Canadian skipper makes a necklace for Liz. Half an hour of snorkeling is rewarded by glimpses of many and varied fish flitting in and around the rock shelf, along with numb feet and near hypothermia once back aboard the boat. Sunset sailing on calm waters completes the day as we cruise into port, offload, and make the short drive up to Kaitaia: gateway to Cape Reinga.
The next morning, full of muesli and milk, we board a bus for our tour up Cape Reinga; the only real commercial tour we’ve taken in New Zealand. The reason for our breach of character: Ninety-Mile Beach, which is classified as a main highway, but on which car insurance is void and rental cars are prohibited. Our coach speeds down the beach at a hundred kilometers per hour as the tide slowly moves in. We only dip into the ocean once, to get around a jumble of rocks, but we make great, satisfying splashes every time the bus crosses creek waters streaming down the beach. Our guide pauses for a few minutes to allow us to gape at the wreckage of a late-model BMW half-buried in the sand, abandoned to the tides when its driver hit a creek to fast and the engine cut out. At the northern end of the beach, we turn inland, driving up a stream and pausing so that all the tourists can get out and slide (slowly) down the massive sand dunes on little plastic toboggans (no substitute for snow!). We drive up to the northern tip of the North Island for the obligatory photos at the Cape Reinga lighthouse and signpost, followed by a quick but somewhat lacking filled roll (sandwich-in-a-bun) and muffin. By mid-afternoon on the drive back down the paved highway, the bus is filled with drowsy eyes and intermittent snoring, but everyone soon perks up at the news of one-dollar-ice creams at a little grocery in the middle of nowhere. A handful of other stops on the way back seem quite boring after our other Cape Reinga adventures.
Having stayed the night at the Treehouse Lodge in Kohuhu on the west coast, we take a little ferry across an inlet and make our way down the west coast of Northland, pausing to take in the magnificent sand dunes near Opononi and the giant Kauri, amongst the largest trees in the world. After a few days of respite, constant rain returns to plague us for the rest of our New Zealand adventure. Following a night in Whangarei, we arrive finally to our point of departure: the sprawling, noisy, no-fresh-air metropolis of Auckland. A night out for gourmet pizza (need a treat once in a blue moon!), a day spent busing about town, a morning of frantic packing, and a tidge of anxiety over the discovery of a soft (but-it’s-a-slow-leak!) tire cap off our Kiwi foray as we hop back over the ditch to land softly to the enthusiastic but misguided love of the Food Control puppy at the Coolangatta Airport on the Gold Coast.





























